Thursday, February 10, 2005

throw me off a ledge in a mesh bag full of animals

a) so here i was on this balcony inside a building-- something like a theatre, except nothing seemed to be happening there. it was really high, and the ledge was really small. i was sitting on something really shitty that resembled my worthless couch. a superhick friend from highschool was there, and she didn't seem nervous. i on the other hand, was so frightened i was gonna fall off it. i was constantly shifting. there were two children there who seemed to be mine, one about four and the other about two. the two year old kept going close to the edge and i was scared to death that she'd fall so i pulled her aside and gave her a firm talking to about death, saying that it's very scary and who knows what happens to you, but that it was definitely horrific. she didn't go close to the edge anymore. my friend and i were discussing whether it'd be the best time to start toilet training the youngest one. probably not now, we thought.

b) i was with some people, and we were driving a bunch of animals somewhere. on the way back, i suggested that instead of putting them all in a mesh bag (which we had apprently done on the way there), that we give them some space, as we had two barred trailers that were empty. i suggested that we only use one so the aninals don't move around too much. elling was driving the animals.

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