frilly well-hung rodent death dance

when i went back to sleep this morning, i drempt that a) i danced in front of a mirror in a red, white and blue frilly shirt, a hat and braids, b) watched a black and white mouse/rat crawl around on its back before we put something plastic over him waiting for him to die c) saw a well-hung fat man masturbate and come in a torrid arced stream-- but it was on tv or the internet.